Bucket Hat - Dickmatized
$34.95
✨ For when the D is dangerously good. ✨
We’ve all been there—ignoring red flags, answering texts too fast, and making life choices based on one very specific skill set. This vintage-washed dad cap is for the ones who know they should run… but, let’s be honest, they’re staying.
Embroidered with "Dickmatized", this cap is your official warning label—because if they ask what it means, they’re probably not the problem. 😉
Wear it with pride, wear it with shame—either way, you’re wearing it for a reason.
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• 'Dickmatized' embroidery
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We’ve all been there—ignoring red flags, answering texts too fast, and making life choices based on one very specific skill set. This vintage-washed dad cap is for the ones who know they should run… but, let’s be honest, they’re staying.
Embroidered with "Dickmatized", this cap is your official warning label—because if they ask what it means, they’re probably not the problem. 😉
Wear it with pride, wear it with shame—either way, you’re wearing it for a reason.
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• 'Dickmatized' embroidery
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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✨ For when the D is dangerously good. ✨
We’ve all been there—ignoring red flags, answering texts too fast, and making life choices based on one very specific skill set. This vintage-washed dad cap is for the ones who know they should run… but, let’s be honest, they’re staying.
Embroidered with "Dickmatized", this cap is your official warning label—because if they ask what it means, they’re probably not the problem. 😉
Wear it with pride, wear it with shame—either way, you’re wearing it for a reason.
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• 'Dickmatized' embroidery
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We’ve all been there—ignoring red flags, answering texts too fast, and making life choices based on one very specific skill set. This vintage-washed dad cap is for the ones who know they should run… but, let’s be honest, they’re staying.
Embroidered with "Dickmatized", this cap is your official warning label—because if they ask what it means, they’re probably not the problem. 😉
Wear it with pride, wear it with shame—either way, you’re wearing it for a reason.
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• 'Dickmatized' embroidery
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
✨ For when the D is dangerously good. ✨
We’ve all been there—ignoring red flags, answering texts too fast, and making life choices based on one very specific skill set. This vintage-washed dad cap is for the ones who know they should run… but, let’s be honest, they’re staying.
Embroidered with "Dickmatized", this cap is your official warning label—because if they ask what it means, they’re probably not the problem. 😉
Wear it with pride, wear it with shame—either way, you’re wearing it for a reason.
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• 'Dickmatized' embroidery
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We’ve all been there—ignoring red flags, answering texts too fast, and making life choices based on one very specific skill set. This vintage-washed dad cap is for the ones who know they should run… but, let’s be honest, they’re staying.
Embroidered with "Dickmatized", this cap is your official warning label—because if they ask what it means, they’re probably not the problem. 😉
Wear it with pride, wear it with shame—either way, you’re wearing it for a reason.
• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability
• 'Dickmatized' embroidery
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!