What that tongue do? Meet my new GF Tessa!

A Personal Review of ‘Tessa’ by Seduction Society

You know that feeling when a package arrives and you just know it’s going to change your life a little? That’s exactly how I felt when Tessa landed in my mailbox.

Tessa is one of the latest goodies from Seduction Society — a Western Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about empowerment, pleasure and unapologetic fun. From the moment I unboxed her, I could tell she was something special. The first thing I noticed? How beautifully silky and smooth she felt. That medical-grade silicone is honestly divine — soft to the touch, and instantly inviting. I couldn’t wait to give her a spin (literally).

So that night, I put myself to bed… with my new girlfriend, Tessa.

Let’s talk about what that tongue do, shall we?

Tessa’s designed for external/clitoral stimulation and features swing vibration technology that mimics the movement of a real tongue — and wow, she understood the assignment. The way that little ‘tongue’ flicks with each of the 10 playful vibration settings? Chef’s kiss. It’s got enough variety to keep things exciting, and the sensations are surprisingly realistic — like a fast, focused tongue right where you want it. I won’t get too graphic here, but let’s just say I definitely had a great orgasm.

What I love most? Tessa’s small but mighty. She’s compact, discreet and fits perfectly in the palm of your hand — which also makes her a dream during partnered play. I tested her out with a sexual partner, and the size meant she was easy to use while taking it from the back — adding an extra layer of pleasure without getting in the way.

And bonus? She’s waterproof and USB rechargeable, which makes her the ideal travel buddy — Bed, bath, and beyond? Hahaha, absolutely.

Needless to say, Tessa’s earned her place in my top drawer (and in my heart). She’s versatile, powerful and so much fun to explore — whether I’m flying solo or spicing things up with someone else.

Final thoughts

If you’re looking for a toy that’s equal parts playful and powerful, Tessa is absolutely worth adding to your collection. I didn’t know I needed a toy that mimicked a tongue until I tried it… and now I’m obsessed.

Ready to meet Tessa?

Use code LETSTALKABOUTSEX at checkout to get 10% off Tessa and all other goodies from Seduction Society. Go on — treat yourself (you deserve it).