What It’s Like Sleeping With the World’s Biggest Dick (Well, Almost)

Hey pleasure seekers… Alright, let’s get straight to it. This week, I slept with someone who could give a literal Pornhub star a run for his money. Plot twist: he actually does have a Pornhub account. And while I’m known for a bit of exaggeration, I promise you this - 22cm and girthy as fuck is not something you just casually prepare yourself for.

If I’m being honest, I was a little terrified. I’ve experienced “big” before, but this? This was not just big—this thing was a headliner, a main event, a star in its own right. And suddenly, all that cocky banter from him made sense. When your penis is practically magic, I guess humility isn’t exactly on the menu.

When we got down to it, he knew exactly what he wanted, and he wasn’t shy about going after it. There’s something undeniably sexy about a man who’s confident without crossing into arrogance. I, on the other hand, was just wondering how I was even going to survive this. But guess what? I took it like a champ. Feeling him all the way up—literally into my cervix—was kind of unforgettable!

For me, there’s a very fine line between pleasure and pain, and I was walking it like a tightrope. The first round didn’t last long (not gonna lie, that did wonders for my ego—he clearly enjoyed himself). But round two? That was a different story. It was like he had something to prove, and boy did he deliver.

I couldn’t tell you how many times he made me orgasm. Somewhere along the way, I lost count. It was like this ongoing symphony of pleasure. By the end of it, I was so blissed out, I physically couldn’t keep going. It was the kind of euphoria that starts deep in your legs and radiates through your whole body—like a never-ending high.

Now, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling it today. I’m sore - but honestly, it was soooo worth it. This was one for the books, or at least the girls group chat.

Here’s to living boldly and occasionally biting off more than you can chew (or fit).

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