Naughty or Nice: My Ultimate Christmas List
Ho ho ho, pleasure seekers! It's that time of the year when the jingle bells ring and our thoughts turn to what we'd love to find under the tree. This isn't your average Christmas wish list… it's a saucy, splashy and satisfying roundup of must-haves for those who've been naughty and nice. So, relax with your favourite summer cocktail and let's dive into my top picks for a merry and bright holiday season, starting with a splash!
Splash Blanket - The Squirter's Dream
Description: Topping my list is the incredible Splash Blanket that's as fun as it is functional. This isn't just a blanket; it's a saviour for those passionate nights. Yes dolls, I'm a proud squirter and cleaning up afterward can be a real vibe killer. But with this handy splash blanket, you can let go of all inhibitions and embrace the mess.
Why It’s a Must-Have: Perfect for keeping your sheets dry and your spirits high. Capable of holding up to 1L of liquid, these blankets can really take a pounding (literally!). They're not only practical but also feel soft and sexy, adding a sensory delight for those who love a touch of texture in their play.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Because sometimes, a little mess is a lot of fun! (Oh and to my Secret Santa - I’m a size Large in Moon Blood)
Where to Get It: Splash Blanket
Festive Buzz Pack from That's The Spot
Description: Get ready to jingle all the way with the Festive Buzz Pack. This little bundle of joy is the perfect way to add some extra sparkle to your holiday season.
Why It’s a Must-Have: With a variety of sensations and experiences packed into one festive package, it's like opening an extra saucy secret santa gift!
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Because who doesn't love a little extra buzz during the holidays?
Where to Get It: Festive Buzz Pack
Boudoir Session with The Studio Raven
Description: Capture your inner goddess with a boudoir session at The Studio Raven. Emma's work is nothing short of empowering and transformative, making this experience a must-have for anyone looking to see themselves in a new, breathtaking light.
Why It’s a Must-Have: This is about more than just photographs; it's a journey of self-love and empowerment. It's an opportunity to celebrate your body and spirit in a way that's both intimate and artistically stunning.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: It's time to show the camera your fierce, unapologetic self.
Where to Get It: The Studio Raven Boudoir Session
Custom Paddle from The Kink Carpenter
Description: Add a little extra 'smack' to your playtime with a custom paddle from The Kink Carpenter. Handcrafted and personalised, these paddles are a work of art that bring a new level of excitement to your intimate adventures.
Why It’s a Must-Have: Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of craftsmanship in their kink. Whether you're a seasoned player or just exploring, these paddles add a unique and thrilling element to your experiences.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Know someone on the naughty list? Give them the spanking they deserve – with a paddle that's as beautiful as it is effective.
Where to Get It: The Kink Carpenter on Instagram
Luxe Personalised Pyjama Set from Midnight Mischief
Description: Slip into comfort and style this Christmas with the Luxe Personalised Pyjama Set from Midnight Mischief. Crafted with love and attention to detail, this set is perfect for opening presents on Christmas morning.
Why It’s a Must-Have: These pyjamas are not only incredibly soft and comfortable but also customisable with your initials. They add a personal touch to your holiday loungewear.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Get ready to lounge in style and make the season merry and bright – one cozy night at a time!
Where to Get It: Luxe Personalised Pyjama Set
Hand and Body Wash from Banyar Jagun
Description: Spice up those sensual showers with Banyar Jagun’s Hand and Body Wash. It's not just a wash; it's a journey to sensory delight.
Why It’s a Must-Have: This indigenous-owned brand offers a luxurious and eco-friendly option for your intimate moments.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Keeping things fresh and fabulous, from head to toe – and everywhere in between.
Where to Get It: Banyar Jagun Hand and Body Wash Also available at Woolworths.
Zenhalia Washable Rug
Description: Elevate those moments when you're down on your knees with a stylish and practical Zenhalia Washable Rug. It's the perfect blend of elegance and comfort for any intimate setting.
Why It’s a Must-Have: Besides their chic look, these rugs are machine washable, making them a practical choice for any situation. It’s about style meeting functionality, without the worry of mess.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: For those times when you want to be on your knees and still keep it classy.
Where to Get It: Zenhalia Washable Rug
Sensual Shower Steamers from Mrs. Nargar & Co.
Description: Transform your shower into a luxurious and sensual escape with Mrs. Nargar & Co.'s shower steamers. Choose from the comforting "You Had Me at Marshmallow" Heart or the festive variety in the Limited Edition Christmas Sampler Pack.
Why It’s a Must-Have: These shower steamers elevate any ordinary shower to an aromatic haven, perfect for unwinding alone or sharing intimate moments with your bedroom bestie.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Whether it's heartfelt conversations or steamy encounters, these steamers add a touch of romance and relaxation to every shower. Sometimes, the best gifts are the ones that turn mundane moments into magical experiences.
Where to Get Them: "You Had Me at Marshmallow" Shower Steamer and Christmas Sampler Pack of Shower Steamers
1:1 Coaching with Kellie Driscoll - Health and Nutrition Guru
Description: Dive into your journey of self-love and find your best self with Kellie Driscoll's 1:1 online health and nutrition coaching. Kellie is not just any coach; she's a game-changer who genuinely wants you to achieve your personal goals.
Why It’s a Must-Have: Ideal for anyone seeking a personalised approach to health and fitness, whether you're a seasoned athlete or just starting out. Kellie's sessions are all about finding your stride and embracing your journey with a community that cheers for you.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Because sometimes, the sexiest thing you can wear is confidence – and Kellie's coaching is a secret weapon.
Where to Get It: Kellie Driscoll Coaching
Darling Bodysuit from Natv Basics - A Darling Shine Collaboration
Description: Get ready to sizzle in the Darling Bodysuit, a special collab with my favourite podcast gals, Darling Shine. This sleek black design, made from 90% Recycled Polyamide and 10% Elastane, isn't just eco-friendly; it's downright hot. With a cut that's as flattering as it is sexy, this bodysuit is a must-have.
Why It’s a Must-Have: Sumptuously soft and comfortingly snug, it's like wearing a superhero outfit designed for both allure and ethical fashion. It's perfect for feeling fabulous in your own skin, while also being kind to the planet.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Strut around like the eco-conscious, irresistibly hot bitch you are – in a bodysuit that's as fiery as your personality.
Where to Get It: Darling Bodysuit from Natv Basics
A Ticket to Love A Fair Wedding Showcase
Description: For those lovebirds planning to tie the knot, here's a shameless plug for my own fabulous event – Love A Fair! It's not just any wedding expo; it's a vibrant gathering where 'Let's Talk About Sex AU' will be exhibiting alongside an array of incredible wedding vendors.
Why It’s a Must-Have: This event is the perfect place to get inspired, meet amazing vendors (like yours truly!), and dive into all things wedding and beyond. Imagine an expo where you can plan your big day and get tips on spicing up your wedding night – all in one spot.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Mixing business with pleasure – the Love A Fair way!
Where to Get It: Tickets to Love A Fair Wedding Showcase
Anything from Love Honey's Toy Collection
Description: My list wouldn't be complete without a nod to Love Honey's impressive range of toys. From the tantalising to the teasing, their collection is a playground for anyone looking to explore new experiences and dimensions of pleasure.
Why It’s a Must-Have: Whether it's adding a new sensation to your solo play or spicing things up with a partner, Love Honey has something for every taste and desire. It's all about expanding your horizons and embracing the joy of exploration.
Kaity's Cheeky Note: Because variety is the spice of life, and Love Honey knows how to keep things hot.
Where to Get It: Love Honey's Christmas Toy Collection
And there you have it, my cheeky Christmas list that's sure to bring joy (and a few other delightful feelings) to your holiday season. Whether you're treating yourself or hinting to someone special, these gifts are about celebrating pleasure, fun and a little bit of festive naughtiness. So go ahead, send this list to Santa (or your Santa-equivalent), and may your holidays be as merry and bright as a fully charged toy on Christmas night.
Wishing you all a season filled with joy, love and a little extra oomph under the tree!
Merry Clit-mas,
From Santa's Favorite Ho - Kaity x
